The World If People Acted Like Cats
By Toby Black – Because Cats Are the True Role Models We Never Knew We Needed
Imagine a world where humans acted like cats. No more awkward small talk, no more rushing through life, and definitely no more pretending to like things we don’t. It would be a world of naps, snacks, and unapologetic self-expression. Sounds purr-fect, right? Here’s what life might look like if we all embraced our inner feline.
### *1. Naps Would Be a Human Right*
In a cat-inspired world, naps wouldn’t just be encouraged—they’d be mandatory. Offices would have designated nap pods, schools would include “recharge breaks,” and no one would bat an eye if you dozed off mid-conversation. Productivity would skyrocket because, let’s be real, a well-rested human is a happy human.
### *2. Personal Space Would Be Sacred*
Cats are experts at setting boundaries. If they don’t want to be touched, they’ll let you know—politely (with a tail flick) or not-so-politely (with a gentle swipe). In this world, “no” would be a complete sentence, and everyone would respect your bubble. Awkward hugs? Gone. Unwanted small talk? Extinct.
### *3. Food Would Be a Top Priority*
In a cat’s world, meals are sacred. If humans acted like cats, we’d all have a set feeding schedule, and woe to anyone who tried to serve us late. Restaurants would prioritize speed and quality, and “hangry” would be a valid excuse for pretty much anything.
### *4. We’d All Be Unapologetically Ourselves*
Cats don’t care what anyone thinks. They’ll lick their butt in public, scream for food at 3 a.m., and sit in a box even if it’s way too small for them. In this world, humans would embrace their quirks without fear of judgment. Want to wear pajamas to a meeting? Go for it. Feel like singing in the grocery store? Belt it out.
### *5. Sunbathing Would Be a National Pastime*
Cats know the value of a good sunbeam. In this world, parks would be filled with people lounging in patches of sunlight, offices would have sunlit break rooms, and “sunbathing breaks” would be a thing. Vitamin D levels would soar, and everyone would be a little happier.
### *6. Curiosity Would Be Celebrated*
Cats are endlessly curious. They’ll investigate every box, bag, and mysterious noise. If humans acted like cats, we’d all be more adventurous, asking questions, exploring new hobbies, and maybe even sticking our heads in a few paper bags just to see what’s inside.
### *7. We’d All Have a Signature “I’m Done With This” Move*
Cats are masters of the dramatic exit. If they’re bored or annoyed, they’ll just walk away—no explanation needed. In this world, humans would have the same power. Bad date? Walk out. Boring meeting? Peace out. Overwhelmed by life? Take a nap and try again later.
### *8. Affection Would Be on Our Terms*
Cats don’t give affection unless they really mean it. If humans acted like cats, we’d all be more intentional with our love. No more fake smiles or forced hugs—just genuine, heartfelt moments when we’re truly in the mood. And when we do show love, it would be extra special.
### *9. We’d All Have a Favorite Box*
In a cat’s world, the simple things bring the most joy. A cardboard box? Pure bliss. If humans acted like cats, we’d all have a favorite cozy spot—whether it’s a reading nook, a hammock, or just a really comfy chair. And we’d guard it fiercely.
### *10. Life Would Be Slower (and Better)*
Cats don’t rush. They take their time, savoring every moment—whether it’s a nap, a meal, or a good stretch. If humans acted like cats, we’d all slow down, enjoy the little things, and stop stressing about things we can’t control. Life would be simpler, calmer, and a whole lot more enjoyable.
*The Verdict: Cats Have It Figured Out*
If humans acted like cats, the world would be a kinder, slower, and more joyful place. We’d nap more, stress less, and embrace our true selves without apology. So why not take a page from the feline playbook? Start small: take a nap, chase a sunbeam, or just walk away from something that doesn’t spark joy.
After all, life’s too short to not act like a cat.
Stay lazy, stay legendary.
Toby Black
*P.S.* If you see someone napping in a sunbeam or sitting in a cardboard box, don’t judge. They’re just living their best cat-like life.